i wonder if there is a problem and what it its... my post from 12.30 still hasn't shown up and i suspect its lost in the ether............

my blog is broken..or it could be blogger.... but either way i am not being published as promptly as i usually am so this is all a bit outta date..

huh... why refresh no repost my blog

its clam cam

woo hoo move into new house today...

more old funny shit


Forwarded-by: CarlaLCHerbert A. MillingtonChair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson HallWhitson UniversityCollege Hill, MA 34109
Dear Professor Millington,
Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising
field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs
at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant
professor in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.Sincerely,Chris L. Jensen

why cant i find any pictures of flying dwarves...?

i want flying dwarf pix./.

Date: Fri, 1 Dec 95 23:54 CSTFrom: Ron Heiby
Subject: Flying Dwarf Appeals Against French GroundingTo: spaf
PARIS (Reuter) - Diminutive Manuel Wackenheim wants the European Court of
Human Rights to take action against France for banning the bizarre pastime of
"dwarf-throwing".
The 1.14 metre (3 ft 10 inch) Frenchman is furious he has now lost the
income he once derived from being hurled around by burly men.
The State Council, France's highest administrative court, ruled last week
that dwarf throwing was degrading to human dignity. Despite complaints by
28-year-old Wackenheim, the council upheld bans on the pastime by some local
councils.

found while trawling my nets.... the rules of dwarf throwing.. whoda thunk it had rules (but then it is a sport and you gotta have rules in sport)

Dwarf Throwing
If a dwarf is thrown thrown through a glass window or glass door, he must wear gloves and a suitable mask.
If a dwarf is thrown through a burning hoop, extinguishers must be provided.
If a dwarf is thrown down a well, the organizers must ensure that the bottom of the well is dry, and is covered by leaves to a depth of three inches..
If a dwarf is to be thrown across the path of an oncoming train, the thrower must previously satisfy the organizers that he bears no personal malice against the throwee.
If a dwarf is thrown into a pond or river, he must wear a wetsuit and need not be tightly bound.
If dwarfs are thrown at night, they may be painted with phosphorescent paint, so that the point of impact may be clearly
If a dwarf refuses to be bound in the usual way before throwing, he may be put in a straitjacket of the requisite size.
If a dwarf utters any sound whatsoever, either in flight or at the moment of impact, the throw will be disqualified.
If a jockey impersonates a dwarf and wins a competition because his light weight allows him to be thrown farthest, he will be liable to a fine of 1000 Pounds or three years of imprisonment.
It is strictly forbidden in dwarf-throwing literature and publicity, to refer to dwarfs as 'persons of restricted growth' or 'small people'.

well, i have been shifted outta my assigned cubicle hole for a while at work and as i left my sad pathetic attempt at a web page on the c drive of the cubicle until i get back there. theyve started a first in /firct choice for our team of phone slaves and i had a choice terminal... so its always gone by the time i get here.... baah. i should be able to get into my old spot tomorrow cos i start at 7am..... crappo early start but i should get the spot i need in order to get my files.... anyway... bored so i am off to hunt down some pictures and to find out why my blog archives are disappearing... and not going where they are supposed to be...

aaaaagh......... i cant believe its thursday... been flat out all week, getting new house.. getting bond together, getting my brain fried with too much work....

aaaaaaaaaaagh. broken brain.. totally tired and wired, powered by caffeinated sodawater... working too much.. i'm up to 70+ hrs in the last 7 days.. 30 of them in the last 48 hours. i gotta stop workin so hard.... never get a chance to make any tunes... starting to make the new web page yesterday at work tho.. just gotta work out how i want it to look and what the hell cgi is ( i do know what i just really dont know how) and then i could be sorted.. its not up yet but the address will be www.pherell.f2s.com. i'm gonna be uploading it tomorrow after i get some more work done on it. at the moment it is one simple table, a link or two and a wak java script that rotates the colors of the background on loading...